{"id":9934,"date":"2012-04-24T19:31:52","date_gmt":"2012-04-25T00:31:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cozy-mystery.com\/blog\/?p=9934"},"modified":"2015-09-16T15:58:00","modified_gmt":"2015-09-16T20:58:00","slug":"womens-fruit-of-the-loom-has-a-flawless-tv-ad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cozy-mystery.com\/blog\/womens-fruit-of-the-loom-has-a-flawless-tv-ad\/","title":{"rendered":"Women’s Fruit of the Loom Has a “Flawless” TV Ad!"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"OK, I know this entry has absolutely NOTHING to do with Cozy Mystery books. BUT,\u00a0I went into WalMart the other day, and as I browsed through the magazines targeted for women to buy<\/strong>, I was left wondering when we became a nation where the covers of women’s magazines look like… magazines featuring center-folds of women! I mean, who decided that women prefer buying women’s magazines with air-brushed young, voluptuous (yet skinny) women, with either low cut tops – or no tops at all. Hmmm…<\/p>\n

But, not all companies are sending us these crazy messages about what we should<\/em>\u00a0be interested in. If you have a minute, here is an advertisement (On You Tube) that I absolutely LOVE. It’s message is terrific! Its the\u00a0“Flawless<\/strong>” commercial for women’s Fruit of the Loom undergarments:<\/p>\n

Sorry, I posted a video in 2012, and it no longer works. I hope you were able to see the ad when it was on. It was different than all the other adds that feature models who are unworldly thin.<\/em><\/p>\n

And, if you would rather not watch this You Tube clip, then here are the words to the “jingle””<\/p>\n

For all the places I want to see<\/em>
\nThese legs are a vehicle carrying me.<\/em>
\nWhat more could I ask them to be?<\/em>
\nThey’re Flawless.<\/em><\/p>\n

Flawless<\/em><\/p>\n

Beauty magazines offer their tricks<\/em>
\nTell me: What are they trying to fix?<\/em>
\nI can’t imagine how your embrace <\/em>
\nwould be any warmer on a twenty inch waist.<\/em>
\nI’m Flawless.<\/em><\/p>\n

Don’t you know you’re flawless.<\/em><\/p>\n

Love it!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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