{"id":8519,"date":"2011-10-25T08:21:49","date_gmt":"2011-10-25T13:21:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cozy-mystery.com\/blog\/?p=8519"},"modified":"2011-10-25T08:46:11","modified_gmt":"2011-10-25T13:46:11","slug":"you-have-got-to-be-kidding","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cozy-mystery.com\/blog\/you-have-got-to-be-kidding\/","title":{"rendered":"You Have GOT to Be Kidding!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I know I just told you all about how I find some of the authors I decide to follow. If I read a mystery anthology, and there is someone who I like, I simply add him\/her to my list of authors to read. Nothing complicated about that.<\/p>\n<p>I also know that I just told you about two\u00a0Christmas\u00a0mystery anthologies that I was going to read. Well&#8230; I&#8217;m pretty sure of which author I will not be adding to my list of authors to read in the future!<\/p>\n<p>I just started the second anthology last night. Sometimes, when I have a book of short stories, I read the authors out of order. I sort of pick and choose which author to read based on whether or not I&#8217;m familiar with the authors, if the titles catch my interest, etc. There&#8217;s nothing complicated about that, either. In this case, I decided to read the books in their correct order.<\/p>\n<p>Last night, as I started the second anthology, I was a little &#8220;put off&#8221; by the reference of a special type of &#8220;inflatable&#8221; doll &#8211; on the second page of the first author&#8217;s novella. Hmmm&#8230;. Don&#8217;t get me wrong &gt;&gt;&gt; I AM an adult! But, I do wonder why an author has to throw this type of &#8220;hook and bait&#8221; adult situation into his\/her story so early. Is it to let me know that: &#8220;Wink, wink, we are all adults here.&#8221; I know I sound like a prude to a lot of people. I am using my &#8220;Would Ricky and Lucy do that ?&#8221; type of measurement, only substituting Agatha Christie and Ngaio Marsh for the &#8220;Ricardos.&#8221; Would you be more apt to finish an Agatha Christie mystery if she had\u00a0<em>spiced it up <\/em>at the very beginning of her book<em>, <\/em>or thrown in a few expletives?<\/p>\n<p>I continued to read the Christmas mystery novella, and actually finished it&#8230; just barely&#8230; And, &#8220;bare&#8221;ly is a good word to use in this particular situation&#8230; This novella features a young woman who gets up her nerve to ask a young man in her apartment complex out on a <em>first date<\/em>&#8230; I&#8217;m not going to write any spoilers here, but I will tell you one thing&#8230; Their &#8220;<em>first date<\/em>&#8221; is&#8230; I&#8217;ll leave it at &#8220;explicitly graphic&#8221;&#8230; That&#8217;s when I realized the reason for the &#8220;Wink, wink, we are all adults here.&#8221; on the second page of the novella &#8212; a warning of sorts.<\/p>\n<p>Good grief!!! Wouldn&#8217;t you expect a publisher to lump the same type of authors together in an anthology? If I wasn&#8217;t familiar with two of the other authors in the anthology, I would have simply tossed the book, and not bothered to read the other novellas. I sure hope the editor didn&#8217;t make &#8220;my two authors&#8221; spice things up!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know I just told you all about how I find some of the authors I decide to follow. If I read a mystery anthology, and there is someone who I like, I simply add him\/her to my list of authors to read. Nothing complicated about that. I also know that I just told you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-8519","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-cozy-mystery-administrators-observations","7":"entry","8":"override"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pI0sr-2dp","jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cozy-mystery.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8519","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cozy-mystery.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cozy-mystery.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cozy-mystery.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cozy-mystery.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8519"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cozy-mystery.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8519\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cozy-mystery.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8519"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cozy-mystery.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8519"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cozy-mystery.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8519"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}