{"id":4449,"date":"2010-05-16T06:20:15","date_gmt":"2010-05-16T12:20:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cozy-mystery.com\/blog\/?p=4449"},"modified":"2010-05-16T06:20:15","modified_gmt":"2010-05-16T12:20:15","slug":"hairspray-doesnt-mix-with-swat-helmets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cozy-mystery.com\/blog\/hairspray-doesnt-mix-with-swat-helmets\/","title":{"rendered":"Hairspray Doesn&#039;t Mix with SWAT Helmets!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On to my next rant &gt;&gt;&gt; and as usual, it has nothing to do with mystery authors or their books&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I watch a few crime shows on television. I have written about that before&#8230; many times! While I enjoy these types of shows, I do have a rather major irritation with some of them. (Yes, I know that I am easily irritated! And, yes, it&#8217;s a major irritation for me. Also, I should actually say that it&#8217;s all of the shows I watch, not just some of them!)<\/p>\n<p>Have you ever noticed that whenever a television SWAT team is called in to surround a house or ram a door open, the &#8220;stars&#8221; of the show are the people at the very front of the line? And have you ever noticed that as the &#8220;stars&#8221; fearlessly lead the SWAT team, our &#8220;stars&#8221; may have a few pieces of \u00a0body armor\/shields on\u00a0(tight enough to show us the &#8220;stars&#8221; physiques!) but\u00a0they don&#8217;t wear protective helmets. All of the SWAT-ers have on heavy duty helmets with protective eye shields as well as bulky body armor. Our fearless &#8220;stars&#8221; have on body-hugging armor and perfectly coiffed hair! Even our male &#8220;stars!&#8221; Good grief! I know it&#8217;s only television, but really!!!<\/p>\n<p>I have learned to get over it, time and time again. But it does seem like the special effects are getting more and more realistic looking on these shows&#8230; Now we, the viewers, are asked to see very realistic looking wounds while at the same time we see this absurdity.<\/p>\n<p>PS &gt;&gt;&gt; You may wonder why I use quotation marks around the word s-t-a-r&#8230; Well, the day that one of these &#8220;stars&#8221; finds the cure for cancer (and actually deserves the outrageous salary that he\/she commands) is the day I&#8217;ll really see these &#8220;stars&#8221; as truly STARS!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On to my next rant &gt;&gt;&gt; and as usual, it has nothing to do with mystery authors or their books&#8230; I watch a few crime shows on television. I have written about that before&#8230; many times! While I enjoy these types of shows, I do have a rather major irritation with some of them. (Yes, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-4449","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-cozy-mystery-administrators-observations","7":"entry","8":"override"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pI0sr-19L","jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cozy-mystery.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4449","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cozy-mystery.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cozy-mystery.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cozy-mystery.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cozy-mystery.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4449"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cozy-mystery.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4449\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cozy-mystery.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4449"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cozy-mystery.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4449"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cozy-mystery.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4449"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}