{"id":3123,"date":"2009-12-07T19:43:45","date_gmt":"2009-12-08T01:43:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cozy-mystery.com\/blog\/?p=3123"},"modified":"2009-12-07T19:43:45","modified_gmt":"2009-12-08T01:43:45","slug":"this-particular-entry-aboutmystery-book-series-gets-a-whole-lot-of-canned-ham-substitute","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cozy-mystery.com\/blog\/this-particular-entry-aboutmystery-book-series-gets-a-whole-lot-of-canned-ham-substitute\/","title":{"rendered":"This Particular Entry about Mystery Book Series Gets A WHOLE Lot of Canned Ham Substitute!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What\u00a0is going on here!?! I am absolutely floored by how much &#8220;canned ham substitute&#8221; I am currently\u00a0receiving from &#8220;people&#8221; about a particular entry that I posted way back in August of 2009. (I am referring to the senders as &#8220;people&#8221; &gt;&gt;&gt; They are more than likely computer programs\u00a0out on &#8220;missions&#8221; to get the owners&#8217; trashy links\u00a0posted on the internet.)<\/p>\n<p>The post I wrote about is&#8230; well, let me see&#8230; I probably should not mention the title again, so I am going to pretend that\u00a0Pat Sajak and Vanna White are asking your help in providing some of the missing vowels:\u00a0 &#8220;I&#8217;m Finally Posting the Ch*rch Ch*ir Mystery Book Series\u2026&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I am absolutely shocked by how many &#8220;people&#8221; are\u00a0sending me this &#8220;canned ham substitute&#8221; trying to get me to post their comments about this entry. (I get +\/- twenty of them a day!) There are a whole bunch of &#8220;people&#8221; who don&#8217;t even have &#8220;their&#8221; letters written in\u00a0the alphabet system that I am familiar with&#8230; &#8220;Their&#8221; symbols look like they could be the Cyrillic alphabet, but since I don&#8217;t know that particular alphabet system,\u00a0I am not sure.<\/p>\n<p>And, of course, there are a lot of &#8220;canned ham substitutes&#8221; that deal with\u00a0&#8230; adult situations. (Although I don&#8217;t know any adults who are interested in those particular types of &#8220;situations&#8221;&#8230; at least I hope I don&#8217;t!)<\/p>\n<p>The reason that I am so incredulous about this is the subject matter of my entry. For those of you not willing to play the Vanna\/Pat game&#8230; the first &#8220;*&#8221; is &#8220;u&#8221; and the second &#8220;*&#8221; is &#8220;o&#8221;. Can you imagine why that sort of entry would elicit so much unsolicited garbage? 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(I am referring to the senders as &#8220;people&#8221; &gt;&gt;&gt; They are more than likely computer programs\u00a0out on &#8220;missions&#8221; to get the owners&#8217; trashy [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-3123","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-cozy-mystery-administrators-observations","7":"entry","8":"override"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pI0sr-On","jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cozy-mystery.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3123","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cozy-mystery.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cozy-mystery.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cozy-mystery.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cozy-mystery.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3123"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cozy-mystery.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3123\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cozy-mystery.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cozy-mystery.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cozy-mystery.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}